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素晴らしい発表がある訳じゃないけど、新製品が出るから、オンラインのApple Storeはダウンするぜ…タブレットMacかそれとも新しいSDKか…細かいことは関係ねーぜよ、Appleだからな、スティーブがキーノートにゆっくり向い…「この1年は素晴らしい年になりました、我々の今後の成功はハッキリしてる…

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Apple Store Is Down


Best not make any plans today.
The Apple store is down,
new shit is on its way.
A tablet Mac or new SDK.
Doesn’t matter,’cause it’s Apple, As long as Steve goes slow in the keynote:
“Had a great business year, our future success is clear.


CHORUS


But I have just one more thing to show before I disappear.
And I think it’s the most exciting thing that we are gonna launch this year.
Boom it’s here.”


Listen, Steve, my friends and I
have decided that it’s okay that you know (whoa)
that we don’t want for you to die.
If it happened the stock would flatten.
So if you go, go slow!
I need a new boat.
“My hair is gone. I’m grizzled gray. Retire you ask? Not today.


CHORUS


‘cause I have just one more thing to show before I disappear.
It might be the most important product that we’re gonna launch this year.
Boom it’s here.”


BRIDGE: My head is swimming; my mouth is dry. I hardly can believe that I am worthy to be in this distortion field.


CHORUS


‘cause I want just one more thing to own before I disappear.
And my life needs one more thing to glow to add a little cheer.
Oh thank god it’s here.


Special thanks to #boingboing’s Chris_B for mixing assistance and Jonathan Coulton for a guitar.


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